Basically, all we do is comment back and forth on my (missgoalie75
's) journal and bounce ideas off each other. It's great.
OUR STORY PLANS:
1. Santana and Blaine rooming together at UCLA.
• Jesse St. James will live across the hall.
• Thad will have transferred there.
• Kurt will allow Jesse/Blaine to happen as long as he can watch.
• Thad and Jesse will begin an epic love affair.
• Beiste will be there. Don't know how, but she is.
2. Secret Agent Brittany.
• Blaine is convinced that Brittany is not as stupid as she lets on.
• Dark Suits will follow him.
3. Sam/Blaine Summer Bromance.
• Blaine will work at a music store and enlist Sam to work there as well.
• They will serenade the fuck out of customers, even if they're wearing leather jackets and sporting Pantera shirts.
• Quinn will not doubt hear about this through her babysitting and will feel in the inexplicable urge to be a bitch and judge them.
• Kurt will also be obligated to join her.
4. Jesse will become the choir consultant for the Warblers.
• Jesse will use Kurt's distance from Blaine as a perfect opening to get Blaine into the Warblers. 'Nuff said.
5. Blaine mentors the ND Boys in the ways of becoming a strong, male lead.
• Finn enlists Blaine to give him pointers on performing.
• Kurt is displeased with this (GEEZE FINN he just wants to make out with his boyfriend.)
• Blaine is horrified that Kurt was the only guy from ND to audition for a solo.
• The rest of ND guys crash Finn's lessons.
• Blaine teaches them the ways of the Male Diva.
• Karaoke may be involved.
• Kurt remains judgmental.
6. Finn/Quinn/Kurt/Blaine Awkward Double Date
• Blaine spends the entire night with :D face, oblivious to the growing awkward.
• Quinn suspects he is medicated.
• They cycle through the entire staff of waiters because even THEY can't stand the awkward.
• Finn and Kurt mutually agree that this should never, ever be allowed to happen again.
7. Blaine's Single Manly Tear.
• Blaine is no longer a Warbler. This makes him sad. :(
• BLAINE WILL STARE LONGINGLY AT HIS BLAZER.
8. Thad follows Blaine to McKinley as his Manager/Life Coach/ Personal Assistant.
• Kurt is confused by his presence, wasn't he a senior, and how can Blaine afford to pay someone to just follow him around all day.
• Thad is, in fact, paying Blaine. Neither of them find this odd.
• Rachel is wildly jealous that Blaine apparently has his own minion and tries to lure him to her side with baked goods.
• This is unsuccessful.
• The rest of ND are caught between confusion and thinking that is incredibly cool. But also, WTAF.
9. Future!Blaine wants a fucking dog okay. Klaine being domestic.
• Kurt hates animals. Blaine fucking loves them because he attracts cute and cuddly things like a moth to a flame.
• Blaine once had a giganto-dog called Bombastus (pre-Dalton). He was fucking epic. Bombastus was lost and it was really sad. :(
• Blaine leaves super unsubtle hints about wanting a dog. Kurt is unamused.
• When Kurt agrees to letting Blaine have a dog he only lets him have a handbag dog. Blaine is totally bitter until they get the dog and it's FUCKING ADORABLE so he just cuddles it all the time.
• Dog is a fucking cock-block because it knows Kurt doesn't like it.
10. #BOMBASTUSISOURKING: aka The Bombastus Chronicles
• Blaine really fucking misses Bombastus.
• Finn secretly reminds him a lot of Bombastus, thus, he spends a lot time smiling somewhat adoring in Finn's general direction while Kurt WTF's suspiciously.
• Blaine breaks down, because WHY BOMBASTUS WHY HOW COULD LIFE BE SO CRUEL
• Kurt stumbles across this and as Blaine has yet to tell him about Bombastus (it's still too painful) so Kurt gets jealous about this STUPID PERSON WITH THIS STUPID NAME AND WTAF IS A BOMBASTUS ANYWAY
• Blaine sheds a single manly tear for his lost bffl.
• BOMBASTUS ALSO HAS A SPIN-OFF OKAY.
11. SANTANA AND BLAINE TAKE OVER NEW DIRECTIONS FOREVEEERRRRR
• Ffff this, just copy+pasting the entire comment thread until I figure out how to bullet point THE EPICNESS.
• Santana has had enough of the Rachel/Finn bullshit because, JFC it cost them NATIONALS so THIS YEAR (i.e, season three) she decides she's taking over Glee Club and becoming their lead. All she needs? A male lead. Someone that isn't a total bum and willing to just chill in the background with their guitar. Someone who WANTS to be in front but is willing to share the spotlight.
Santana somehow gets Blaine to transfer - she already got Kurt, right? And they double team to take over the glee club. They'll win everyone over by singing a fabulous duet from Grease or something.
This. Must. Happen. She would totally fucking conspire to get Blaine to transfer just so they could take over Glee Club. Maybe they sing once together at some ND get together and she's just like, Wait a second. We actually sound pretty damn good - no wait - we sound AMAZING. So she starts plotting right then and there to get Blaine transferred so she can usurp Rachel's position and
be accepted by everyone for being the awesome person she is rule the fucking school choir room because then maybe Britt will love her. Santana would totally play it off as her wanting to be the HBIC again, like it's a Head Cheerio thing all over again but really she just wants to feel accepted and be the star for once. And also, you know, she wants to fucking WIN.
12. THE ONE WHERE THEY ALL FORM
BOY-BANDS BAD-ASS ALLIANCES AND IDEK
13. JESSE AND BLAINE AS CAMP COUNSELORS AT THEATER CAMP (GET READY BITCHES)
• They would literally be the best/worst camp counselors ever. Blaine would be a total pushover because he wants so badly to be liked by the little shits and Jesse would turn everything into a competition to prove how much better he is than the campers.
YOU'RE THE BEST, COUNSELOR BLAINE~~! :DDDDD
• The camp directors will totally realize their mistake in pairing up Blaine and Jesse because Blaine is a walkover and Jesse stirs the kids up, but Jesse refuses to let them partner him with anyone else because: NO, NOBODY ELSE IN THIS GODFORSAKEN HOLE HAS A SMIDGEN OF TALENT. I WILL NOT GIVE HIM UP. YOU CANNOT MAKE ME. COME ALONG BLAINE~~
• BASICALLY JUST THIS
• CLEARLY THIS IS THE BEST IDEA IN THE HISTORY OF st_awesome
. PREPARE YOURSELF.